Anne Hathaway’s files aren’t “Diaries”

Well the Depart­ment of Jus­tice must be a Quaker Ranter reader because they fol­lowed yesterday’s advice and con­fis­cated the pri­vate papers of actress Anne Hath­away, ex-girlfriend, board mem­ber and busi­ness part­ner of con man Raf­faello Follieri.

But yet again her pub­lic­ity machine rolls on. Most news out­lets are call­ing the papers her “diaries” in oblique ref­er­ence to her appear­ance in the 2001’s “Princess Diaries” movie. One tongue-in-cheek head­line read “The FBI knows whether Anne Hath­away dots her ‘I’s with hearts.” Finan­cial papers, pho­tos, doc­u­ments, etc., are reduced to “diaries”. Boy oh boy. I won­der if the celebrity blogs will start describ­ing the D.A. as a “fire breath­ing dragon.” Poor lit­tle Anne bilk­ing mil­lions of dol­lars from investors, how was she to know?

The NY Daily News arti­cle says the papers included pho­tos of Fol­lieri with the Clin­tons, Pope John Paul II and John and Cindy McCain. Down here in South Jer­sey we can’t help but won­der whether a few chummy shots of the Ital­ian con man with pal Bishop Joseph Galante. Such pic­tures cer­tainly exist some­where, whether in Anne’s col­lec­tion or in the photo shoe­box of some South Jer­sey priest. I would love to see them.