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		<title>George Fox Speaking</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2019 18:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[At some point 18 months ago, we at Friends Journal decided that a future issue would revolve around humor. I remember feeling a lump in my stomach at the time. I’ve learned to stop and poll my motivations before making a Quaker-related joke—not to see if it’s funny, but to make sure that at least [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At some point 18 months ago, we at Friends Journal decided that a future issue would revolve around humor. I remember feeling a lump in my stomach at the time. I’ve learned to stop and poll my motivations before making a Quaker-related joke—not to see if it’s funny, but to make sure that at least most Quakers might think it’s funny. Well, that humor issue is out and available online. Many of the features talk about humor but the first feature actually aims for humor itself. Don McCormick imagines Quaker historical figures brought into modern-day cable news programming as they describe some of our rather odd customs.</p>
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  George gives the camera a steely‐TV‐anchorman‐type look and says, “Hello, this is the evening edition of Fox News. George Fox speaking. For our first story, let’s turn to Will ‘the Quill’ Penn at the sports desk.”</p>
<p>  “Good evening,” says Will. “Well, it’s half‐time over at Sierra Friends Center’s outdoor basketball court, and the Woolman Wombats are battling it out with the Quaker Oafs. Both teams just completed the league’s required workshops on nonviolent communication and the Alternatives to Violence Project. The score at half‐time is zero to zero. We have some footage from the second quarter.”
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		<title>“I Guess I’ll Read My Bible Elsewhere”</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2018 01:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Mike Bevel with a funny/sad account of a kind of pathetic series of incidents. The help we want to give — the showy, busy, selfless work — is rarely the help that is needed. And the help that is needed is often boring, with no glamour to it. So, what is to be done? I [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike Bevel with a funny/sad account of a kind of pathetic series of incidents.</p>
<blockquote><p>The help we want to give — the showy, busy, selfless work — is rarely the help that is needed. And the help that is needed is often boring, with no glamour to it. So, what is to be done? I don’t know. I want to continue my spiritual journey towards/with God; however, I am worried that maybe the Quakers aren’t the home for me that I want.</p></blockquote>
<p>The post’s title is a response Mike gave in which he channeled his mother’s voice. It’s so spot-on that I can almost hear her say it (I have never met Mike or any of his family but have friends who could deliver that kind of a line with such under-the-radar nuance that more clueless listeners might miss the acres of shade in the tone.</p>
<p>https://small-wire.com/2018/08/15/i‑guess-ill-read-my-bible-elsewhere/</p>
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		<title>YouTube star Jessica Kellgren-Fozard on her Quakerism</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2018 11:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Jessica Kellgren-Fozard is a disabled TV presenter with 266,000+ followers on YouTube. She’s also a lifelong Friend from the UK. She’s just released a video in which she talks about her understanding of Quakerism. It’s pretty good. She occasionally implies that some specifically British procedural process is intrinsic to all Quakers but other than that [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jessica Kellgren-Fozard is a disabled TV presenter with 266,000+ followers on YouTube. She’s also a lifelong Friend from the UK. She’s just released a video in which she talks about her understanding of Quakerism. It’s pretty good. She occasionally implies that some specifically British procedural process is intrinsic to all Quakers but other than that it all rings true, certainly to her experience as a UK Friend.</p>
<p>I must admit that the world of YouTube stars is foreign to me. This is essentially a webcam vlog post but the lighting and hair and costuming is meticulous. Her notes include affiliate links for the dress she’s wearing ($89 and yes, they ship internationally), a <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMLEAwCrHwo">8 1/2 minute video tutorial about curling you hair in her vintage style</a> (it has over 33,000 views). If you follow her on&nbsp;<a href="https://www.instagram.com/jessicaoutofthecloset/">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/JessicaOOTC">Twitter</a>&nbsp;you’ll soon have enough details on &nbsp;lipstick and shoe choices to be able to fully cosplay her.</p>
<p>But don’t laugh too much, because in between the self presentation tips, Kellgren-Fozard tackles really hard subjects–growing up gay in school, living with disabilities–in ways that are approachable and intimate, funny and instructive. And with a quarter million YouTube followers, she’s reaching people with a message of kindness and inclusion and understanding that feels pretty Quakerly to me. Margaret Fell <a href="https://www.quakerranter.org/margaret_fells_red_dress_2004/">liked herself a red dress</a> sometimes and it’s easy to argue George Fox would be a YouTuber today.</p>
<p>Bonus: &nbsp;Jessica Kellgren-Fozard will host a <a href="https://twitter.com/JessicaOOTC/status/1019607079357698048">live Q&amp;A chat on her Quakerism this coming Monday</a>. If I’m calculating my timezones correctly, it’ll be noon here on the U.S. East Coast. I plan to tune in.</p>
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		<title>The inside story of The Jersey Shutdown, 2017</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2017 13:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Chris Christie beach memes are funny of course but I talked to more than a few local residents who wondered what the state shutdown was about. The Star Ledger has gone deep and interviewed the players to find out just what happened earlier this week: When it ended early on the fourth day, New [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="https://www.quakerranter.org/chris-christie-meme-muse/">Chris Christie beach memes</a> are funny of course but I talked to more than a few local residents who wondered what the state shutdown was about. The Star Ledger has gone deep and interviewed the players to find out just what happened earlier this week:</p>
<blockquote><p>When it ended early on the fourth day, New Jersey had been treated to a remarkable political spectacle, even by Trenton standards, complete with dueling press conferences, nasty backroom shouting matches, and even propaganda posters.&nbsp; Some of it played out publicly — very publicly. What didn’t is told here, the inside story of what caused — and what finally settled — the New Jersey government shutdown of 2017.</p></blockquote>
<p>It’s especially depressing to read the kind of horse trading that was going on behind the scenes: other measures floated to end the standoff. It was a game to see which constituency the politicians might all be able to agree to screw over. I presume this is normal Trenton politics but it’s not good governing and the ramifications are felt throughout the state.</p>
<h4>Read: <a href="http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/07/egos_revenge_secret_deals_the_inside_story_of_the.html">The inside story of The Jersey Shutdown, 2017</a></h4>
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		<title>Preaching our lives over the interwebs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2014 16:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Hello Jon, A.J. and Wess, So we’ve been asked to write a “synchroblog” organized by Quaker Voluntary Service. It is a weekday and there are work deadlines looming for me (there are always deadlines looming) so my participation may be spotty but I’ll give it a shot. The topic of this particular synchroblog is Friends [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Hello <a href="https://twitter.com/jonwatts">Jon</a>, A.J. and <a href="https://twitter.com/cwdaniels">Wess</a>,</i></p>
<p>So we’ve been asked to write a “<a href="http://www.quakervoluntaryservice.org/2014/06/02/friends-new-media/">synchroblog</a>” organized by <a href="http://www.quakervoluntaryservice.org/">Quaker Voluntary Service</a>. It is a weekday and there are work deadlines looming for me (there are always deadlines looming) so my participation may be spotty but I’ll give it a shot.</p>
<p>The topic of this particular synchroblog is Friends and social media and in the invite we were asked to riff on comparisons with early Friends’s pamphleteering and the web as the new printing press. I’m spotty on the details of the various pamphlet wars of early Friends but the web-as-printing-press is a familiar theme.</p>
<p>I first mangled the metaphors of web as printing press <a href="https://www.quakerranter.org/1995/08/the_revolution_will_be_online/">nineteen years ago</a>. That summer I started my first new media project to get pacifist writings online. The metaphors I used seem as funny now as they were awkward then, but give me a break: Mark Zuckerberg was a fifth grader hacking Ataris and even the word “weblog” was a couple of years away. I described my project as “web typesetting for the movement by the movement” and one of my selling points is that I had done the same work in the print world.</p>
<p>Fractured as my metaphors were, online media was more like publishing then that it is now. Putting an essay online required technical skills and comparatively high equipment costs. The consistent arc of consumer technology has been to make posting ever easier and cheaper and that has moved the bar of quality (raised or lowered depending on how you see it)</p>
<p>Back in the mid-1990s I remember joking snarkily with friends that we’d all someday have blogs devoted to pictures of our cats and kids–the humor in our barbs came from the ridiculousness that someone would go to the time and expense to build a site so ephemeral and non-serious. You’d have to take a picture, develop the film, digitally scan it in, touch it up with a prohibitively expensive image software, use an FTP program to upload it to a web server and then write raw HTML to make a web page of it. But the joke was on us.&nbsp;In 2014, if my 2yo daughter puts <a href="http://instagram.com/p/l3RHWWLN31/">something goofy on her head</a>, I pull out the always-with-me phone, snap a picture, add a funny caption and filter, tag it, and send it to a page which is <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/martin_kelley/tags/laura/">effectively a photoblog of her life</a>.</p>
<p>The ease of posting has spawned an internet culture that’s creatively <a href="http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/">bizarre</a>&nbsp;and <a href="http://savingroomforcats.tumblr.com/">wonderful</a>. With the changes the printing press metaphor has become less useful, or at least more constrained. There are Friends who’s intentionality and effort make them internet publishers (I myself work for <i>Friends Journal</i>). But most of our online activity is more like water cooler chitchat.</p>
<p>So the question I have is this: are there ways Friends should behave online. If we are to “let our lives preach,” as the much-quoted George Fox snippet says, what’s our online style? Do we have anything to learn from earlier times of pamphleteering? And what about the media we’re using, especially as we learn more about electronic surveillance and its widespread use both here at home and in totalitarian regimes?</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2003 17:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This would be funny if it weren’t serious. This would be serious if it weren’t pathetic. A few days ago ABC News correspondent Jeffrey Kofman ran a story about low morale among U.S. troops stationed in Iraq. The next day someone in the White House tipped off gossip king Matt Drudge that Kofman was openly [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This would be funny if it weren’t serious. This would be serious if it weren’t pathetic. A few days ago ABC News correspondent Jeffrey Kofman ran a story about low morale among U.S. troops stationed in Iraq. The next day someone in the White House tipped off gossip king Matt Drudge that Kofman was <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A8158-2003Jul17.hteml">openly gay and (maybe worse) a Canadian</a>. Lapdog Drudge complied with the headline “ABC NEWS REPORTER WHO FILED TROOP COMPLAINT STORY IS CANADIAN.” It’s amazing what tidbits the White House thinks are newsworthy. You’d think the milestone that <a href="http://asia.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&amp;storyID=3117532">U.S. casulties in Iraq have surpassed those of the 1991 War</a> might just get the President’s attention.</p>
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